ROYSTON’S REPORT, Number 95

February 3rd, 2012

TROPICAL TOPICS, Sunday 5 February 2012

 

Greetings to readers everywhere. It’s my birthday on Friday 10 February and I shall be celebrating it away from home in a bungalow in the chilly hill country of Haputale.

 

Art Fair

Colombo’s annual Kala Pola (Art Fair) was held last Sunday with paintings and some sculptures exhibited on both sides of one of the city’s main thoroughfares. Although the road wasn’t closed to traffic, pedestrians had right of way and made the most of it, happily strolling up one side of the road and down the other, enjoying the sunshine, the street snacks, and the art.

This year there were 300 mini-marquees erected so the exhibitors had shade for showing their paintings. More people than in previous years turned up, not just Sri Lankans (including many resident overseas) but lots of foreigners too, evidence of the changing character of Colombo.

It was gratifying to see the number of people proudly bearing paintings they had purchased, again a change from other years when sales seemed sluggish. Prices for good work, however, surprised me.

The young artist who painted these two pictures that attracted me, one of the inside courtyard of an old house, the other a bar scene, asked for Rs25,000 (£ 143; US$ 227) each.

The high standard of art was pleasing. While some paintings were amateurish daubs, unimaginative copies, and student exercises, there was some charming and impressive work, including this rural scene

and a stunning still life.

This amusing sculpture was not for sale but was created by the staff of the Cinnamon Grand temporary streetside café.

Changing Colombo

After the art fair I took John, a friend of mine for 50 years who was visiting from England (he’s in the background in this photo), to the newly opened (see Newsletter 87) old Dutch Hospital complex in Colombo for lunch.

Instead of lunching in the restaurant proudly run by Sri Lankan Airlines catering service offering airline food (a curious concept), we tried a trendy-looking new café off the courtyard. Here we encountered a situation typical of new cafés, restaurants, guest houses and hotels in Sri Lanka. While the infrastructure, design, décor and cooking were top notch, the service was so inexperienced, by people pretending to know what they were doing and clearly didn’t, it was beyond a joke.

John told me he has encountered clueless service everywhere in Sri Lanka. Is it because of the boom in people eating out, resulting in not enough properly trained staff to meet the demand?

Interesting was the pricing. At the café in the Dutch Hospital complex a glass of Chilean wine cost Rs750 (£ 4.28; US$ 6.81) tax and service charge an extra 24% ; whereas a glass of the same wine at the Barefoot Garden Café on Galle Road was Rs450 (£ 2.57; $4.09) including tax and service. There was a jazz band playing in the sunshine there the whole afternoon too — and we had strawberries and cream for tea! (Rs500.)

Colombo has changed not just because of the number of new buildings going up and the foreigners strolling the streets, but in traffic too: it’s not only heavy, it’s also affluent. We were astonished to see two new beautiful Porsche cars steering carefully through the stream of reconditioned Japanese vehicles.

 

Scrabble in Sri Lanka

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From my friend Yasmin, who did much in her career to add sparkle and charm to the city’s five-star hotels where she worked in public relations and management, comes news of an intriguing event: Colombo’s Scrabble Bash. It’s being held on Saturday 25 February from 9.30am at the Lanka Alzheimer’s Foundation (110 Ketawalamulla Mawatha, Colombo 10) in support of Yasmin’s favourite charity, for which she works tirelessly.

Holiday Budget

A Press Association report reveals that a basket of typical holiday items, including drinks and suntan lotion, was less than £ 28 (Rs 4,900; US$ 42.24) in Sri Lanka according to a survey by the British Post Office Travel Money. The same eight items, including a three-course evening meal for two, were as much as £113 in Barbados.

Without knowing just what were the eight items, it’s impossible to say if that holiday budget is wishful thinking. Sri Lanka, new visitors be warned, is NOT cheap. I wonder where it is possible in Sri Lanka to get a tourist-standard three course meal for two for £28 (including the tax & service of 24%), let alone a further seven items?

 

Bar Report

One amenity lacking on the west coast of Sri Lanka where I live, between Colombo and Galle, is a decent cocktail bar, or even an indecent one. Not like Negombo, on the west coast north of the airport, where there are several lively cocktail bars with counters and bar stools for dedicated drinkers, and a lively promise of fun.

Even Hikkaduwa, supposed to be a happening resort (it began life in the 1970s as a hangout for hippies) has not surfed into a contemporary world  with a bar offering thirsty holiday makers who aren’t confined to package hotels, a merry evening. The best is Refresh, where – although cocktails are available at Rs890 (£5.08, US$8.09) each, plus 10 service charge — drinkers have to sit at tables in the restaurant instead of congregating around a jolly bar counter.

Even so, Neel and I enjoyed Blue Margaritas. (But we could only have afforded one between the two of us if we were trying to live within that Post Office budget!)

For more on Sri Lanka, see my Bradt guidebook, available through http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sri-Lanka-Bradt-Travel-Guides/dp/1841623466/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1325554345&sr=8-1 or direct from http://www.bradtguides.com/Book/198/Sri-Lanka.

Beat regards

Royston Ellis

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ROYSTON’S REPORT, Number 94.

January 27th, 2012

TROPICAL TOPICS, Sunday 29 January.

 

Sunny greetings from Sri Lanka and from the Maldives where I spent the last week on a cruise through the islands on board the 20-cabin cruiser, Atoll Explorer.

Breakfast

Sri Lanka has some great breakfast dishes giving the “Full English” a robust challenge but I think I met my match with this buffet breakfast that was offered every morning of the cruise.

Prepared by buffet chef Chaminda who hails (as do the other three cooks and the barman on board) from Sri Lanka, it is adapted from the huge buffet offered to guests at Kurumba, the 40-year old resort under whose aegis the Atoll Explorer operates.

Tired of omelette every morning, I asked Chaminda for a variation and that’s what he is doing here, by frying bacon in the pan first and then adding two eggs and some chopped onions and mushrooms to the fry-up. I helped myself to baked beans and tomato and cheese as well; then I slept it off on the sun deck.

 

Exploring The Atolls

“Divers should avoid swimming in the shark’s mouth or getting hit by the fish’s tail, which could indeed cause some damage to the person,” warned the compendium in my cabin on Atoll Explorer. Quite.

Since I don’t snorkel or dive I denied myself the pleasure of plunging into the water off the dive boat to frolic with whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) even though the compendium assures that these huge fish (they can grow to 40 feet long and to a weight of 47,000 pounds) “pose no threat to swimmers, snorkellers or scuba divers” and that “whale sharks are quite playful.”

The encounter with whale sharks was the highlight of the cruise and happened when the boat was anchored off the farming village island of Ariadhoo, where we had a BBQ one evening and a picnic lunch on the beach. Other highlights were the Night Fishing Expedition (we caught three fish) and simply lazing on and swimming from beaches on uninhabited, desert islands.

On the second evening there was a special Welcome Back dinner and I was alarmed to discover when I stumbled back to my cabin that night, that it had been turned into a miniature botanical garden. The bed was decorated with leaves and flowers wishing me “Welcome Back.” (I previously cruised on the boat in 2005.)

The vessel’s cabins could politely be described as cosy. They are small but shipshape, with everything in its place. Incredibly, the beds are dreamily comfortable with lots of plump pillows and, since the ship anchors off different islands at night instead of sailing, the gentle swaying and splashing acts like a lullaby, and is extraordinarily soporific.

We visited the village island of Maamigili which has some 3,000 inhabitants and a row of desperate gift shops trying to sell imported souvenirs to visitors who want something Maldivian (I bought some locally produced tins of tuna fish). At the village school (education is in English medium) I was astonished to see a lesson on the black board about the Kinetic Theory of Matter, such a contrast to the simplicity of island life I expected.

One evening the officers and Maldivian crew treated us to a performance of the rather turgid drumming and chanting known as Bodu Beru and some meglomaniacal dancing.

Fellow passengers were Britons nearing retirement age, a lone Yorkshireman in his 70s who’d been holidaying on the ship for three months, a Pole with an automatic fishing rod and an underwater movie camera the size of a mini submarine, a German couple who kept to themselves, and a group of enthusiastic Swedes.

 As could be expected, I made the boat’s bar my headquarters (well, it has free Wifi as well as complimentary classy cocktails served by Samith from Sri Lanka [seen here]) and thoroughly enjoyed being footloose. (www.atollexplorer.com)

New Immigration Form

On the flight back from Male’ back to Colombo I was given this new immigration form. It is captioned “Only for Foreigners/Dual Citizens” and refreshingly requires a minimum amount of information. The small print, however, says: “Strictly adhere to the purpose of visit indicated. This is a legal document. False declaration can lead to penalties including confiscation of goods, fines, prosecution, imprisonment and removal from Sri Lanka.”

 

New Option to Jaffna

Jaffna, that formerly beleaguered town and peninsula in the north of Sri Lanka, has become even easier to visit now. Instead of the hard slog of a 12 hour-drive from Colombo or being cramped in a Russian aircraft operated by the commercial arm of the Sri Lankan Airforce, there’s a new option.

Expo Aviation, which runs the superb Expo Aviation Margosa guest house (see Newsletters 82 & 84) in Jaffna, has begun to operate a brand new Cessna Grand Caravan aircraft between Colombo’s suburban airport of Ratmalana and Palaly, Jaffna, twice a day. The aircraft has 12 leather-upholstered seats, individual reading lights, air-vents, and is also equipped with a drop down monitor that screens silent movies.

 

Taking just over one hour, the flight, is promised as “invigorating and comfortable” with the added bonus of two flight crew members to take care of passenger safety and comfort. (http://www.expoavi.com)

 

The Maldives Avenger

The heroism of the young Maldivian who led a seaborne guerrilla campaign against the occupying Portuguese in the 16th century is the theme of my swashbuckling novel, The Maldives Avenger, now available to download as an eBook at £2.99 from http://roystonellis.com/shop/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=50

Beat regards,

Royston Ellis.

 

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